Sunday, December 11, 2022

Basketball: 13 Ways to Do the "Wright Stuff" Plus Bonus Shooting Material

Relate humor to basketball. I doubt I can but comedian Steven Wright would. 

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” -Steven Wright

Coaches know that we can't live forever. But our ideas impact our players and their future.

"Whenever I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories..."- Steven Wright

Some people believe fortunes will be made from a drug that would improve our memory. Maybe there's a bigger one from a drug that would purge bad memories and bad losses. 

"Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it." -Steven Wright

We remind players to take care of the ball, take quality shots, not to play in traffic, and more. Yet, they often feel compelled to ignore our advice.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. -Steven Wright

Off to a bad start? Find a silver lining in more time to recover. But sometimes teams come out not ready to play and can't catch up. Come to play 32 minutes.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright

Without a sense of urgency, we cannot reach our destination. Our job includes helping teams get started, stop doing what's hurting, and maintain what is working.

“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it” -StevenWright

Prem Watsa says, "Don't major in the minors." There's much to learn about basketball so we cannot commit time to low productivity activities.

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." -Steven Wright

It's less important who shares a good idea than to adopt good ideas. Recall how the Warriors' videographer suggested going small to Steve Kerr and helped them win a championship.

"I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one." -StevenWright

"You can only become as good as you believe you are." Help players develop confidence that carries over into their lives.

When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child... eventually. -StevenWright

Avoid quicksand. "Next play." Don't let one bad play bleed into another, sucking us further down into the muck.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. - Steven Wright

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression." Bring our best work every day.

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” -Steven Wright

We've all heard it, "any idiot with a whistle can coach." Disprove that with preparation, communication, education, energy, and more.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."-Steven Wright

Coaching is humility. We all know losses, excruciating losses. "Woulda, shoulda, coulda" haunts every coach.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright

We can't use everything. We won't have the perfect job. "Always do our best" in the job we have.

Lagniappe. What skill gets and keeps you on the court?

Lagniappe 2.

Another alternative - choose half a dozen and spend more time with each...figure out what challenges you.

21 shots: 1. Off-the-ground warmup shots 2. Bounce to shots 3. Bank shots 4. Spin to pivot 5. Spin to hop 6. Mid range freestyle 7. Quick rotation 8. Jump back shots 9. Float to shot 10. Quick pop threes 11. Middie tight curls 12. One dribble threes 13. Backwards toss threes 14. Range jumpers 15. Rotational threes 16. Backwards threes 17. Outside frame threes 18. Freestyle threes 19. One dribble pulls 20. Transition threes 21. Full freestyle